Showing posts with label Dylan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dylan. Show all posts

Saturday, July 07, 2012

What if James Cameron had made Spider-Man

Back in 1992 I had heard that, in five years (’97) James Cameron (Aliens, Titanic) was supposed to have made a Spider-Man film. Like you all I thought this would have been wicked cool. My son would have been five at that time, and I figured that by then, he’d be old enough to have appreciated such a movie. Well as it turned out, that film not only never got made, but it took another five years for there to have been movie about my favorite hero. Ultimately that turned out better (not only because my son was now 10, and thus better able to appreciate such a film, but — according to the the following — wound up being a much better movie than the one that Cameron had apparently planned.


To return, for a moment, to the possibility of a Cameron film, and one of the reasons that never came about involves the tortured and convoluted film history of Spider-Man. As best as I recall, here is how that went. When it was announced that Cameron was going to direct a Spidey film no less than five other companies each claimed that they had the rights to make a Spidey film. These included:
  1. The folks who made the original live action Spider-Man TV show
  2. Cannon films (by then owned by Pathé Communications)
  3. Menahem Golan and
  4. Yoram Globus (each of whom were the principals behind the now sold Cannon (A.K.A. Golan - Globus films) and each was claiming that they had the retained the rights (Globus at  Pathé  and  Globus  who was now at 21st Century). 
  5. James Cameron
Well As Marvel attempted to sort through all of this tangled mess time passed — a typical Hollywood story. Meanwhile, to make matters interesting, Some years earlier, a legal dispute had erupted over the ownership of the James Bond book and film Thunderball.  Kevin McClory who had co-written (with Ian Fleming) an earlier Thunderball film treatment sued and won (among other things) the right to make a version of the film 20 years from the release of the original (that film wound up being Never say Never Again (’83) starring Sean Connery. As it turns out Never Say Never was an MGM film, and MGM was by then owned by Sony. which now owned all of the dangling Spidey-Rights save for the ones by Columbia — which coincidentally enough — owned the film rights to Bond, which didn’t want to relinquish Spidey. 


It was at this point that MGM/Sony said, fine, since we have the rights to Bond, we’ll simply make a new Bond film on your off years (Columbia was producing one every other year or so). 


As you can well imagine, this nearly gave the execs at Columbia a collective aneurysm, as Bond is arguably the most profitable film franchise in history. Eager to make a deal, they offered MGM/Sony virtually anything it wanted, which turned out to be the rights to Spider-Man. Columbia agreed “knowing” that it had gotten the better part of the deal because no one wanted to actually see a superhero film. Yeah, right. Well, as we all know, Spider-Man became the fastest-rising film in history currently standing at the 13st highest-earning film of all time (no Bond film cracks the top 100, with the highest-grossing Bond film, Quantum of Solace, only reaching as high as #183).


Needless to say, all of this Hollywoodland wrangling ate up five additional years, allowing my son to then be 10, and (as I said), old enough to better appreciate the film.

Thursday, May 03, 2012

Happy (belated) birthday, to my son, Dylan

On Tuesday, May 1st, my son, Dylan turned 21. While I already wished him Happy Birthday, I want to take this opportunity to, well, embarrass the crap out of him. Here is Dylan at around a year of age in a special onsie that I had created for him.


In case you can't read it, the onsie says “A Future Marvel Zombie”


This picture is from a couple of years ago as he was preparing to fly off to Cairo for his sophmore year of college.

Happy Birthday, Dylan.

Sunday, January 02, 2011

Foreign Fast Food Toys

So, while my son was traveling around the Mid-East this past couple of months, (and surprised us on Christmas Eve by returning home unexpectedly), he brought me a couple of  fast food toys (one from Burger King (Turkey) and one from McDonald’s (Egypt)

Ya just gotta love that kid.



Check out the Aribic writing on the package


This package has instructions in Turkish as well as English


Pretty cool, eh?

Thursday, June 17, 2010

My Dr. is an Iron, Man!

With Iron Man in the theaters for the past month or so, I’ve been aware of numerous IM-tie-ins, only I really haven’t seen any. Not entirely sure why that is, because I’ve been specifically looking for them.

Well, to be sure, I have seen the Dr. Pepper Iron Man cans, only I’ve really been unwilling to purchase a 12-pack sleeve of soda (which I really don’t drink) just to get a can with Iron Man’s pic on it.

Well, yesterday, my son went out to his favorite luncheonette, and purchased lunch along with a drink which turned out to be a Iron Man Dr. Pepper. I managed to rescue the can from being tossed, cleaned it and well, now it is here with my stuff.

Thanks Dylan

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Another Blast from the Past

The other day I came across this badge that my son, Dylan acquired on our trip to Universal’s Marvel Island Adventure a couple or three years back. I’m not sure why he got one and I (apparently) didn’t, nor am I certain where it has been hiding out for the intervening years, but now that I’ve (re)discovered it, and he is off at Syracuse University (and long since stopped caring about anything Spidey-related), I have co-opted it, and am now hanging it in my office — amid all my other Spidey stuff.

I know that he doesn’t mind, and, well, It keeps me thinking about him (not that I really needed a trinket to remember my son). One of the things I acquired on that trip was a Spidey tank top, and, well, a couple other Spidey things, I’m sure. One of those items was a Marvel/Universal comicbook (Universal Studios: Marvel Superhero Island Adventures) Which I reviewed for SpiderFan.

Still, I’m enjoying having the badge hanging around, and, well, I’m really looking forward to going back to the Universal Theme Park, only, now that Disney has purchased Marvel, Lock Stock and Stan’s toupee, I’m wondering if we can expect for the Marvel Characters to be evicted from Universal and wind up in Disney’s Theme Parks any time soon.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Lego Assassing Rule!

I’ve loved Lego since I was a kid. Got my son hooked on them when he was a kid. If you share my love of these toys, you’ll watch this.



Is that über-cool or what?

Friday, August 28, 2009

Fun Time at Dave & Busters

So, I haven’t had the opportunity to post on this yet, but last week (two weeks ago?) I attended a Funnybook Happy Hour in Times Sq. that was thrown by the good folks who stage the NY Comicbook Convention. They have been doing this for a few months now, and promise to keep doing it until they get it right er, until the next NY ComicCon (next October, I believe).

Well, this one was very special for me, and not just because my favorite Marketing professional (Belkis) showed up, but because my son, Dylan, attended the event with me. Now, Dylan is normally not a funnybook buff, (he has attended shows with me in the past, but mostly when he was much younger), but as this was his last week before he began college @ Syracuse University, he chose to hang out with me for a bit.

One of the advantages of having Dylan with me was Dylan is a very lucky kid, and I don’t mean lucky in that he has me as his dad, but lucky because he keeps wining stuff. Needless to say, he won for me the nifty-cool comic that you see with this post (which was autographed by the artist, I believe). The comic is Darkness/Hulk #1. While I’m not a usual reader of either title, I am (obviously familiar with both characters, and did enjoy this very well-written and well-drawn comic.

Thanks Dylan, and don’t forget to buy that lottery ticket. I hear it is worth around a quarter-of-a-BILLION-dollars (Hey, you still have four more years to go, and I still have to put your sister through school when it is her turn!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

On-Line Funnies that made me Laugh

OK, I just wanted to share a couple of funny online comics that my brother sent me that made both of us laugh:

This first one is the ideal comment on Twitter.



This next one is a comment on marriage.



While this final one sort of sums up my feelings about the fact that my son is now away at college himself.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Don’t over think the ordinary

In medicine, it is called “When you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras.”

In political parlance it is rendered...“If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it probably is a duck”

What it means is that (as a rule) things tend to be what they seem to be. So don’t go exotic (or over think them).

My son sent me this clip today,and I wanted to share it with all of you.

Friday, December 05, 2008

Back when he was cute

I interrupt the funnybook ramblings of this blog to bring you a photo of my son when he was cute (for reasons that will become obvious as soon as you see the pic).



He’s now 17 and a High School senior.

I have a better one of him somewhere wearing a “onesie” proclaiming him to be a “Future Marvel Zombie” I’ll have to find it and send it over to whomever is editing Marvel Zombies this time around.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Spidey is everywhere

Well, I might not have mentioned this, but my Son Dylan went on a two-week trip to Poland and Israel, returning on Mother’s Day. The trip, entitled March of the Living, brought 10,000 Jewish Teens from around the world together to visit the death camps in Poland, and then celebrate Independence Day in Israel. It was a very cool trip for him to attend. While there, he picked me up a little souvenir, that I wanted to share with you all.

A Spider-Man Dredel. now how cool is that? He also brought me back a Polish Happy Meal toy, as well as a some Israeli Cock bottles, and yeah, some gifts for his mom, and sister (he’s good like that).

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