Monday, August 30, 2010

No really, WTF?!?!?!

OK, I'm for, well fun stuff, and I do so love my superheroes, but seriously, who’s idea was this?

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll ? and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.

“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.”
I guess I can only hope that this is some sort of “non-sanctioned” doll that was produced by a rogue toymaker. The story ran in the British tabloid, The Sun (granted, the story seems to be from 2003, but still!).


Sol (Frederick) Badguy said...

The title gives a mouthful
I laughed at this, and the look at the eyes of the little girl makes it even better. How did they allow such monstrosity to happen?

rjsodaro said...

I'm thinking that it is a knock-off from some country that didn't actually license the character.