SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll ? and uncovered a giant green WILLY.I guess I can only hope that this is some sort of “non-sanctioned” doll that was produced by a rogue toymaker. The story ran in the British tabloid, The Sun (granted, the story seems to be from 2003, but still!).
Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.
And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.
Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.
“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.”
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Monday, August 30, 2010
No really, WTF?!?!?!
OK, I'm for, well fun stuff, and I do so love my superheroes, but seriously, who’s idea was this?
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The title gives a mouthful
I laughed at this, and the look at the eyes of the little girl makes it even better. How did they allow such monstrosity to happen?
I'm thinking that it is a knock-off from some country that didn't actually license the character.
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