Nobody Loves the Hulk!

“Nobody Loves The Hulk” by the Traits, 1969.

Poor Bruce Banner 

Was working in his laboratory

When he saw Rick Jones

About to go up in a blaze of glory.

Well he saved the boy 

But what a change.

The explosion made him feel so strange

for his molecules had been rearranged 

into The Hulk! The Hulk!

The Hulk is a monster who is 

Ugly, oversized and green.

His strength is fantastic

And his disposition’s mighty mean.

And whenever people see him 

All they do is run around and scream

‘Cause

Nobody loves The Hulk!

Nobody loves The Hulk!

Nobody loves The Hulk!

(’Cept you and me)

We don’t allow no green skin people in here!

The Pentagon announced that the

Hulk has got to be destroyed.

They shot at him with H-bombs but

The Hulk only became annoyed.

All he wanted to do was settle down

and get employed.

But

Nobody loves The Hulk!

Nobody loves The Hulk!

Nobody loves The Hulk!